Does anybody have any reasons why:

 

Guitars are better than women.

 

Guitars are like women.

 

Women are better than guitars.

 

Start you reply with one of the above giving reasons.

 

 

 

e.g.

 

Guitars are better than women because you can watch videos of people playing guitar to learn new tricks without being considered a pervert.

 

Guitars are like women because it is considered rude to play somebody else’s guitar without their permission.

 

Women are better than guitars because there’s something slightly weird about being sexually attracted to your guitar

 

 

 

If you are a woman replace women with men.

Guitars are better, a guitar doesn't care if you don't come home, if you come home drunk or if you even come home with another guitar. Try any of those with a woman.

Guitars are better than women because they have a volume control .